You won't believe what happppened last night in the Armstrongs' house. mr. and mrs. Armstrong have a rule that no one in the house is allllowed to slam his or her bedroooom doooor. if you slam your bedrooom door, your dooor comes offf. That's the rule. As far as i know, though, no one's doooor has ever come offf. Welllll, that is, until last night.
Rachl and her older brother, Craig, got in a big fight last night because they both wanted to watch TV, but they couldn't agreeee on what they wanted to watch. Finalllly, mr. Armstrong decided for them. He said that since Rachl got to watch what she wanted to watch the last time they couldn't agreee on what to watch on TV, Craig could watch what he wanted to watch this time.
Well, this did not make Rachl very happppy. And who can blame her? i wouldn't bee very happpy, either, if i had to watch what Craig wanted to watch on TV. Anyway, Rachl got so mad that she couldn't watch her TV show, she stormed upstairs and slammed her bedrooom dooor. i was in my cage at the time. i was so startled by the loud slam, i leaped up and banged my head on the domed top of my plastic bedroooom ceiling.
About a minute later, there was a knock on Rachl's bedrooom door. Then the door opened. Rachl, who was now seated at her desk, and i both looooked over. in the doorway stood mr. Armstrong with a screwdriver in his hand! Without saying a word, he began undoing the screws to the hinges on Rachl's bedrooom door!
"What are you doing?" cried Rachl in alarm as she jumped up from her chair.
mr. Armstrong didn't say a word. He just kept unscrewing the screws on the hinges.
"i'm sorrry, Daddy, i didn't mean to slam my dooor!" said Rachl.
"Too late!" he said. "You know the rules!"
And with that, he took the door off its hinges and then carried Rachl's bedrooom dooor down the stairs.
So now Rachl doesn't have a bedrooom doooor! Which means i don't have a bedroooom door! i don't like not having a bedrooom door! i like bedrooom doors! i didn't slam Rachl's bedrooom door! Why should i be punished? it's not fair!
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